Cornholeism – The Uncontrollable Need to Throw One More Bag
The uncontrollable need to throw one more bag.
You know the feeling.
You tell yourself, “One more bag.”
That turns into one more round.
Then one more game.
Next thing you know, an hour has passed and you’re still standing at the boards trying to hit that perfect shot.
That’s Cornholeism.
It’s the uncontrollable urge to keep throwing. To hit one more airmail. Make one more four-bagger. Try one more set of bags. Play one more game.
Common symptoms may include:
• Owning more sets of bags than you can possibly throw
• Saying “one more game” multiple times
• Seeing potential cornhole courts everywhere you go
• Practicing airmails when you should probably be doing something else
• Talking about fast side, slow side, carpet, resin and bag speeds with people who have no idea what you’re talking about
• Bringing your bags with you because “you never know”
• Immediately wanting another game after losing
• Immediately wanting another game after winning
There is currently no known cure.
And we’re not looking for one.
If you’ve ever had trouble walking away from the boards because you needed to throw one more bag, congratulations…
You may have Cornholeism.
Welcome to the Cornhole Addicts family.
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